Calling in Sick….
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Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
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Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Why I Fired My Secretary
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Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...