Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...