A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...