Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...