A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Doctor’s Notes 8
A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.