The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...