Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Earthquake at a bank
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Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
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Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...