No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.