A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...