Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...