Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...