Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...