NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...