Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...