Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.