Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...