Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...