Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...