A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...