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This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Childhood Diseases
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police glow worm
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Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
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