New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Managed Friendship Plan
Managed Friendship PlanWelcome to Managed Friendship, a whole new way of thinking about friends...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...