Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...