Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Age WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...