Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...