Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...