Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...