What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...