He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.