50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...