Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...