Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!