Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...