What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!