Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”