The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
Thoughts From Women…
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...