Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...