Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...