Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...