Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...