Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...