Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
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Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...