Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
Student Bloopers – Part II!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...