Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...