George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...