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Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
mosquito and a fly
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At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
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A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
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