Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...