She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Universal Grade Change Form
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How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...