Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!