What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...