An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...