You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...